Tonight was an awesome final performance of our play, and it was awesome! This makes me much happy.
This alone would comfortably make today the best day of my life, but I've got another reason too - I’ve discovered a new life goal.
My new life goal: Create a problem where the only possible solution is to assemble a team of seven amorous self aware automated robotic elephants reprogrammed to groom the beards of elves reanimated from scared minute apocalyptic sandwich consumption.
It would be awesome right? Cause then when that problem comes up it'd be like:
'Oh my god we have this very specific problem'.
'Oh no, what do we do??'
'Wait, I know this one, we simply need to assemble a team of seven amorous self aware automated robotic elephants reprogrammed to groom the beards of elves reanimated from scared minute apocalyptic sandwich consumption’.
‘Yay, we’re saved’.
Yeah that'd be sweet. Now I just have to come up with a specific problem that this solution would be solve?
Meh, someone else can come up with that, problems are easy to come up with - it's the people that come up with solutions to problems that change the world!