A wise man once said:
'Nobody knows everything'.
Or in its full unedited uncut unabridged brilliance:
'How can you truly say that you know more about everything than
any other person knows about anything or ever will know about something unless
you're willing to accept that everything is nothing when compared to something
that looks like nobody knows everything about nothing when taking into account
where ships are built before they sail into the never know of mystery and
opportunity before highlighting to foreverness of the something that was
forgotten in the everything lost from anything, wait, um… what did you ask, oh
yeah yeah yeah, I will take fresh pepper’.
The lesson is that people should edit down to not just a sound
bite but to the core of the message:
‘No body cares where a ship is built, only where it sails’.
Oh fuck, I think I accidently actually stumbled onto some
genuine wisdom. Whoops. I was just dicking around. Hmmm, maybe it’s cause:
‘Today was the best… etc of my life whatsy’.
Oh fuck, yet more wisdom. I better go to bed before I change the
fucking world.
Oh fuck.
‘I better go to bed before I change the fucking world’.
Would be an awesome name for a novel. I guess I got to write
that one too. I am a busy, busy boy. I’m just bloody happy that I know
everything.
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