I'm trying to mix classic compliments to turn them into all new insults. I'm not sure why, I thought it might be fun. It hasn't turned out that way but it might have under different circumstances.
I mean think of houses. Do you know that the first house ever had a leaky roof and faulty wiring? If people back then, in the 1820s, had have looked at this crappy house and said 'let's abandoned and forgotten this piece of shit' we'd all be living in our cars now. And those aren’t that comfortable to sleep in. Unless you get the entire back seat to yourself. But if you lived in your car the back seat would probably be turned into your kitchen, or living room and you can’t sleep in your kitchen or living room, unless your young and have gotten drunk on mouthwash, and if you’re in your car with excellent breath then you should be in the front seat where you can smile at hitchhikers damn it.
Although, now that I think about it, all of us living in cars would have been fine too, it'd be like the entire world was on one super epic road trip, and those are super fun. I totally didn’t mean to get to this on todays blog.