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No one has ever died of armpit aerobics.

Because that didn't exist till I invented it right now! 

Which means if someone dies of it soon it'll be MY fault. 

Holy fucking shit eating fuck balls.

I'm not built for this type of pressure. 

Inventing stuff sucks. 

Plus armpit aerobics?

Ewwww. Whoever came up with that is obviously a fucking psycho. 

YOUVE BEEN POETRYIFIED! 

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