Stop the soup bigotry

Let's face it, you're currently thinking about eating soup. Whether it's because you're in the Southern Hemisphere and, like me, you are freezing your ass off in winter, or whether you're in the warmth of the northern hemisphere summer and you want soup because you casually said to someone recently 'I'm sort of in the mood for soup' and they responded 'really, that's more of a winter meal' and you replied 'STOP BEING SO DIETARY SEASONALLY PREJUDICED, YOU MOTHERFUCKER' and now you're about to eat soup just to stick it in their fucking bigoted faces. Either way, I don't think you should risk it, not at least until you have watched this video...