Attack The Whim - A poem

Dennie was at the hardware store and spotted the coolest ladder he'd ever seen.
He decided impulsively that he HAD to have it and bought it right there.
It was only upon arriving home that he remembered he had nothing to climb.
So he went around town and used it to leave open tins of cat food up trees.
He promised himself he'd start rescuing all the newly stuck kitties as soon as he came up with a cool vigilante costume.
But he's now too busy trying to think of a good opportunity to use the three gallons of fake blood he impulsively bought at the costume shop. 

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