Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we know? The perfect size for a jar?
Fuck that.
Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead.
Staring Dave "Davey" David Tieck
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
The Ghost - A poem
Jake was telling everyone he knew that he'd made love to a ghost.
His wife was horrified.
He'd cheated on her.
She left him.
She sued for divorce.
She found the best lawyer in town.
She was willing to do anything to stop people finding out that was just what her fake tan looked like under a black light.
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