'Cheryl decided to see what would happen if she consumed nothing but pen ink' replied Sandra, when asked what the deal was with the blue blotches all over the walls.
'It's pretty' replied Johno.
Then they took large groin stretching steps over the awkwardly splayed corpse and Sandra continued with the house tour.
Deceased estate sales always had made Sandra feel like her morning yoga classes should be tax deductible.
'Fucking government' she whispered under her breath right before showing off the house's main attraction, a walk in closet the size of most people's living rooms.
'Less pretty all over the shoes' Johno said.
But he still bought the house.
A bargain is a bargain.