Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought.
Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead.
Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Monday, January 4, 2016
Beautiful humans - a beautiful poem
I recently made a discovery
That I am probably not a cannibal
The other evening
I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek
And it turns out I don't enjoy biting humans at fucking ALL!