Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought.
Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead.
Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
Lips - A Poem
Michael smiled as the condor chewed off his lips
He’d learn to regret that
At the next
“Smile if you’d like to train condors to not chew off lips” meeting