I own a shirt
Which makes me the BEST
Or at least better than folks who don't own a red shirt
At least during the game "who owns the most red shirts"
In other circles
Such as down at the Red Shirt Society of Red Shirt Owners
I often don't even finish in the top five best
When it comes to red shirt owners
Which sucks because at the Society, anyone who fails to finish in the top five
Has to give their red shirts to the top five winners
Which is a rule that I think,
And this might just be me,
But I think makes it hard to crown a variety of top five most red shirt owners
And I didn't join the Red Shirt Society of Red Shirt Owners to AVOID variety
I'll you THAT!
I might make a complaint at the next "How to keep everything the same" meeting.
Oh no no,
At the Societies Annual "wear a red shirt, variety sucks" ball.
OORRRR. yes yes yes
I'll raise it next weekend at the "No Variety, EVER, if you're looking for Variety fuck off somewhere else, cause you ain't getting it here" Sadie Hawkins Dance!
Variety, here we come!
Update: They didn't go for it. They actually told me to fuck off.
It's ok though, I've joined a NEW Society.
The Variety Society of Variety and other sorts Of Variety Society
The uniform is BLUE!