In the USA they believe in the pursuit of a happiness, its even in the constitution or Bill of Rights, or one of those documents the fathers wrote.
Well maybe happiness doesn't want to be pursued. You must treat happiness like a lady, woo her, court her, buy her gifts for no reason what so ever, compliment her choice in dress and hairstylings, then if you're lucky she'll let you fuck the living shit out of her :)
And please, if you're going to have a one night stand with Happiness, please wear a condom, Happiness has some nasty diseases.
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought. Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Here is how to be Happy
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