Thursday, December 3, 2009

Here is how to be Happy

In the USA they believe in the pursuit of a happiness, its even in the constitution or Bill of Rights, or one of those documents the fathers wrote.

Well maybe happiness doesn't want to be pursued. You must treat happiness like a lady, woo her, court her, buy her gifts for no reason what so ever, compliment her choice in dress and hairstylings, then if you're lucky she'll let you fuck the living shit out of her :)

And please, if you're going to have a one night stand with Happiness, please wear a condom, Happiness has some nasty diseases.

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