'Hes making a list, he's checking it twice, gonna FIND OUT who's naughty and nice'
Find out? FIND OUT? Who are these faceless minions doing this research into our behavior and how does Santa know he can trust them?
Also 'you better not cry' - so if your mom is killed by a serial killer and you cry a bit, no presents? What?
Fun Dave Fact: it's me who is the faceless minion, and I'm getting in the spirit this year :) Yaaaaaay.
Fun Santa fact: he hates liars
Fun tennis fact: Some strings are made from synthetic cat gut
Fun serial killer fact: they really just want hugs
Fun Find Out fact: you can find out just about anything! That's so fun!
Fun Dave fact: naughty is fun too, yaaay, presents for all!!!!
Life is short. Or perhaps it lasts for a really, really long time. No one is really sure. Which sucks. If they can't figure that out definitively then what else don't we really know? The perfect size for a jar? What a fuckin' miserable thought. Fuck that. Instead here are the silly, weird, unhinged, absurd, silly, stupid, completely unrelated to hinges (moslty), poorly edited, outpourings and thought vomits of a silly idiotic teddy-bear of a dickhead. Staring David 'Pinky-Von-Sox' Tieck
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
A Xmas conspiracy
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