'Hes making a list, he's checking it twice, gonna FIND OUT who's naughty and nice'
Find out? FIND OUT? Who are these faceless minions doing this research into our behavior and how does Santa know he can trust them?
Also 'you better not cry' - so if your mom is killed by a serial killer and you cry a bit, no presents? What?
Fun Dave Fact: it's me who is the faceless minion, and I'm getting in the spirit this year :) Yaaaaaay.
Fun Santa fact: he hates liars
Fun tennis fact: Some strings are made from synthetic cat gut
Fun serial killer fact: they really just want hugs
Fun Find Out fact: you can find out just about anything! That's so fun!
Fun Dave fact: naughty is fun too, yaaay, presents for all!!!!