If vampires have been around for hundreds of years then how come there is no records or even stories of them hanging around World War One?
Hey, vampires, what are you too good to suck the blood of a sixteen year
old Austrian boy in a muddy rat infested trench painfully dying from
seeping bloody and puss oozing wounds all over his skin and inside his
lungs after a mustard gas attack while a fellow soldier tries to steal
his socks and a giant rat gnaws out his left eyeball?
Stay tuned next week for my take on fart noises: A hard hitting exposé pants one.