It's time

It's time for me to start posting some shit again, or re-start, or continue after a long break, like a starting again from a previous ending, which wasn't really an ending, meaning it's not really a start, but you know, hello everyone!

Point is, as the above line above can attest to, I need to just start damn blogging and tweeting and other shit again, and not care so much about doing something brilliant. I mean obviously I am brilliant, but I can't be brilliant every damn second damn it, that's just asking too much. Especially seeing as I can't seem to stop doubting every god damn thing my brain thinks of these days.

Truth is that I have had a bit of a rough time recently, and haven't been in the mood. But I am not here to talk about that, I am here to get back to being the weird, funny, crazy, borderline schizophrenic, flawlessly spelling blogger you people deserve.

So here are some random thoughts I had yesterday - with a promise of more of this to come:

I find a great mood elevator is to sing lullabies to lilies that you find in strangers personal back yard green houses, because it proves that you can be both sweet and stealthy at the same time, plus you get to find out their policy on shooting intruders, and it's knowledge that's power, not guns.

You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube but you can put horse semen in a tube sock, leave it in the forest and laugh at the first chipmunk who wants to be a hipster beanie wearer - it's a sick not a beanie, idiot!

See, I'm still a goddamn nut job, let that fun back out of my brain again please Dave. 

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