Thursday, January 1, 2015

The best day of my life gumption – woah

Hello everybody, every soul, every imagination and all the other parts of the people that are here today. To be honest I quite like it when people read my blog using only their soul, sure they look really ‘troubled’ I guess you would say, while putting themselves through the extreme physical ordeal requited to hand the entire control of the body over to their soul, and sure it almost always results in puss weirdly oozing out of all most every orifice in their body, on their body? Wait isn’t an orifice by definition in and out? Man the body is weird; gross really. I need a break from mine briefly, so I am going to hand mine over to my soul for a moment.


Ok, I am back. Just wiped myself down, pink puss today, wow, that was exciting. Anyway, as I was saying, I like when people read my blog using only their souls, it’s a little disturbing to watch, but the gibberish they let out while doing so always gives a weird clue into what they last had secretly mixed into their soup by a waiter or waitress for being rude.

I of course never even have to look at the gibberish I say during my own transformations as I am never, ever rude to a waiter or waitress ever. In fact just this evening I gave a waiter an excellent tip, even though I am in Australia where tipping isn’t common, and even though he overcharged us for drinks. Oh plus we didn’t even have soup. What kind of idiot orders soup in a restaurant, don’t you know those are often full of weird gross stuff secretly mixed in by pissed off wait staff?

I also lost my car in the carpark for quite an extremely embarrassing amount of time. It took a good 20 minutes, lots of walking, and two reentrances into the mall to reconvene to find it. And I am proud to say I just laughed my way through it. I also said ‘woah’ four times today!! Four!!! It was the best day of my life.

No comments:

Post a Comment