Hello everybody, every soul, every imagination
and all the other parts of the people that are here today. To be honest I quite
like it when people read my blog using only their soul, sure they look really
‘troubled’ I guess you would say, while putting themselves through the extreme
physical ordeal requited to hand the entire control of the body over to their
soul, and sure it almost always results in puss weirdly oozing out of all most
every orifice in their body, on their body? Wait isn’t an orifice by definition
in and out? Man the body is weird; gross really. I need a break from mine briefly,
so I am going to hand mine over to my soul for a moment.
Iofhoifwhfgluegluegluegluegluejkphiifsuenglueglueglue
Ok, I am back. Just wiped myself down, pink
puss today, wow, that was exciting. Anyway, as I was saying, I like when people
read my blog using only their souls, it’s a little disturbing to watch, but the
gibberish they let out while doing so always gives a weird clue into what they
last had secretly mixed into their soup by a waiter or waitress for being rude.
I of course never even have to look at the
gibberish I say during my own transformations as I am never, ever rude to a
waiter or waitress ever. In fact just this evening I gave a waiter an excellent
tip, even though I am in Australia where tipping isn’t common, and even though
he overcharged us for drinks. Oh plus we didn’t even have soup. What kind of
idiot orders soup in a restaurant, don’t you know those are often full of weird
gross stuff secretly mixed in by pissed off wait staff?
I also lost my car in the carpark for quite
an extremely embarrassing amount of time. It took a good 20 minutes, lots of
walking, and two reentrances into the mall to reconvene to find it. And I am
proud to say I just laughed my way through it. I also said ‘woah’ four times
today!! Four!!! It was the best day of my life.
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