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The combat was sloppy 

I'll give you that 

Really awkward too 

That's unquestionable 

But awkwardness matters not 

When sloppiness is at hand 

For the awkward are damaged

The sloppy merely lazy

Well, damaged too 

I mean almost everyone lost at least one limb

That's damage in my book

One guy just a hand 

But it WAS his favorite hand 

Surprisingly, that wasn't his writing hand 

Or perhaps it's not surprising

Now that I think of it 

He WAS one of the sloppy ones

Awkward too

Especially after his hand was gone

He was crying 

Bawling really 

Saying stuff like 'my hand, my hand, my hand' 

Alright

We get it 

You've lost your hand 

Stop whining 

I almost cheered when you finally got speared

Pathetic 

All of them 

So your families and homes are gone  

It's no reason to fight sloppily 

Anyway 

So they're almost all dead 

So we need new recruits

So who wants to be a new member of the PTA? 

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