A rare, yet really irate, rant from me


I'm not an angry guy. In fact I don't enjoy being angry at all, I find it to be in the spectrum of negative emotions, and I hate the word spectrum because it always makes me think of rainbows and I can't remember why - fuck you spectrum!!!! 

Still, very, very, very rarely, but sometimes, even little peaceful, doeful, lovable, adorable, cutiepie me gets his goat stuck on a metal can I can't swallow, and I get swelled with a rage that I just can't stop, even with a potent dose of the strongest anti-anger medication on the market - teddy bear cuddle time, and when it happens WATCH OUT, cause it's never pretty, and frequently gut wrenchingly vicious. Right now is one of those times!!!! 

Ok, so get this, I just found out that those mindless and faceless bureaucrats down at the X-games STILL haven't approved the entry of witchcraft into their precious games. In fact apparently they have never even thought about it, discussed it, or pondered it. That's three strikes motherfuckers.

Um, hello, hello, um hello, have any of you ever participated in a pagan sacrifice ritual???  One time I was at one and a kid got spooked by the chanting, turned to run, fell and scrapped her knee! 

I'll repeat, 'SCRAPPED HER KNEE'.

Hey X-games, EVERY SPORT YOU HAVE IS BASED ON TRYING TO AVOID SCRAPPING YOUR KNEE!!!

Yeah. 

Oh plus, you'd open up to all sorts of fans, just think of the spectrum of people you'd find there? 

Wait 'spectrum'? Aaggghfhggggggggffggggg!!!!!!!!!!

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