Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Late Saturday Night Thoughts As Delved On Wednesday
Sometimes I can't help but focus on the fact that I'm a silly monkey full of starlight juice, and stars are hard to juice because they're so pulpy, so while you're squeezing them you often get distracted doing Tarantino quotes from Pulp Fiction, which can lead to doing tarantula quotes, and some people claim tarantulas can't talk so you have to throw snakes at them, which are a natural enemy of monkeys, reminding you that focus is hard, and maybe you need to update your glasses prescription. You know?
Wait, I'm sorry, I take it back. I think it's Thursday now.
Still, fuck you pulp.