My gift to you - lyrics for a country song

Old School Cowboy

I’m just an old school cowboy

I do things the old way

I even have a cell phone, it’s even an iPhone, but it’s only an iPhone 4, which I bought just before they announced the 4S and I was so pissed off that I never even upgraded on iTunes which as far as I know would upgrade my iPhone 4 into an iPhone 4S, but I don’t understand how the technology could possibly upgrade the camera, and let’s face it they had that technology already and chose not to use it because they want to make more money off their most loyal customers who rush out to buy the most recent product they release and it’s fucking bullshit if you ask…

I don’t want to technology bask

I’m not a fool

It’s just that I am an old school

Cowboy

I’m just an old school cowboy

I do things the old way

…me, like I heard that they are about to release the new mini iPad and yet it is not going to have a camera at all, even though a mini iPad is actually a super large iPhone which has a camera so you know without a shadow of a doubt that they have the technology so that means that you know for a fact they are just chasing the dollar at the expense of their fans and eventually it will have to catch up….

I don’t like to need luck

I’m not a fool

It’s just that I am an old school

Cowboy

I’m just an old school cowboy

I do things the old way

..…. with them, I mean people switched to apple phones after being loyal to another brand at one point, and you know what I bet it will be when the Steve Jobs movie comes out, because let’s face it people kind of like him, but Ashton Kutcher is playing him, and he is a fucking unlikable douche, so in the end everyone will hate….

I don’t like this many things on my plate

I’m not a fool

It’s just that I am an old school

Cowboy

I’m just an old school cowboy

I do things the old way

….Steve Jobs, Oh also, but only because I am old school, so it’s not my fault I’m also racist, sorry, old school etc, ok, plus I do like apple products, they grow apples on farms

I don’t want to twist your arm

But a free MacBook air

Would sound pretty fair

To this old school

Cowboy