Sunday, April 12, 2015

Let’s tear this shit down

Sometimes you wake up from an epic dream where underwater missiles the size of sky scrappers have been launched against nations across the world, land soldiers are already on the ground shooting people, the entire internet has been erased and worst of all, in pet stores, due to rising import costs brought on by the enormous war that's just begun, the brooms cost $370 - each. Each!

And when you say 'let me see that' and pick one up, you knock the whole supply over and are suddenly paying for all sorts of scratched up brooms which means you can’t afford to buy one of the many cute kittens they have swimming in the fish tanks.

Then you think to yourself, has the world gone mad?

Then you realize the answer to this question:

 It fucking has.

And that makes you feel way better.

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