Ah, stupid person here

Do you ever worry your phones going to die so you turn down the volum of your music? 

I feel like someone's done that

And I knew that as I thought it 

And yet still took out my phone to write this on! 

Then I thought if I add that then it saves the potential joke steal 

Then I thought I better say all that 

I'm still writing this on my phone now and my walk home may totally end up silent 

Stop dickhead 

Alright just post it or it'll be for naught 

What takes more time - editing this or saying I don't have time to edit?