What time is it?

OK, intriguing: Hell Yeah! launches this Friday at 6pm in Hollywood!!!

Watch live to be interactive with us while we're on air, or watch later at your leisure for relaxing hilarity.

And now presented in brilliant not alphabetic - What time is that for you?


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Why do I do it?

I was given a challenge in acting class today to ask myself why am I an actor, and then keep asking it over and over again, changing my answer each time, without editing myself.

As I have my finger in all the delicious artistic pies, I thought about it as why am I an artist?

Here is what I wrote

To explore my creativity with body, voice, and mind

To escape myself

To work with other interesting people

To explore different types of people

To be noticed

To entertain

To show what can be done

To have fun

To find myself

To be crazy

To let go

To be happy

To prove I'm talented

To prove people wrong

To be accepted

To be wanted

To be chased

To be told I'm good

To understand

To be understood

To be recognized

To make people laugh

To reach the world

To be seen and have people enjoy seeing me

To be free

To change the world

To change minds

To push boundaries

To explore what others are afraid to explore

To unleash whats too often held in side me

To discover

To learn

To challenge myself

To see what I'm capable of

To exorcise some demons

To matter to people

To be on a strangers mind, to be thought about and talked about

To be different

To be unique

To be diverse and change often and be random and to not know what's coming next

To strive to be the best


Why do you do what you do?

The first ever MAGICAL questionnaire

Here is how it works.

Cut and paste your answers to these into a word type document and Dave, Faith and Eliza will turn it into hilarious awesomeness next week, completely improved, having not looked at them till we're live on air. Hell Yeah.

Except the first response sent to us, which we will do something 'special' with. Grrr. Oh and answer these questions in ANYWAY you'd like, there is no such thing as a wrong answer :)

Email to dtieck@gmail.com

Ok, intriguing: Hell Yeah! Magical questionnaire One


Something which has intrigued me before is?

I have always found (fill in blank) weird?

The weird about dishwashers are?

Orgasms are awesome, but something I don't think is awesome is?

Any other comment I'd like to state or question I'd like to ask is?



And that's it. Tune in Friday to see how we use your answers to make the funnies, yay!

Come in and get crazy awesomenessous with us

Hey lovely people,

Its all happening, sort of

Ok, intriguing: hell yeah! is having a soft launch this week

Friday at 6pm US pacific time
Friday at 9pm US Atlantic time
Saturday 1pm AUST East coast time
Other times in your areas

Please note I am totally useless at figuring out time differences, and I will put a more details and possibly more accurate list later this week :)

So what is Ok, intriguing: hell yeah!

This is a brand new comedy talk show hosted by us and

We are


From Sydney, Australia


David Tieck - comedian, author, writer, improviser, border line insane


From London, England


Eliza DeAngeles - musician, singer, poet, all round rock chick hottness, crazy minded funny girl


From Phoenix, USA


Faith Willman - comedian, actress, improver, singer, cute as a kitten in a tree, and awesomely purpley


We are a talk show which explores everything intriguing in bizarre and absurd and hilarious ways.


And the best thing is YOU inspire everything we talk about! How? I hear ou ask if your still reading at the point


I'm glad you asked - And the answer is in TWO ways, that's right, more than one, and one of the ways has multiple ways, thats numerousness!


The two ways are


1. By sending us pictures. We will be shooting in front of a green screen, which means our background on the show can be anything we bloody want, and we want what you want because we want to be wanted and feel people want to be part of what we are doing and that. Send us any pictures you've taken or found and kind of think might be interesting to be the backdrop of a talk show, or pictures you think might inspire some humor from us. We will be improvising most of the show, and with a randomly changing backdrop all sorts of craziness shall ensure. Yay.


2. The magical questionnaire. This is a bunch of random questions I will ask you awesome people, which you can reply to in anyway you like, and will inspire what we talk about on the show. This questionnaire will change all the time, and anytime you want to suggest a question for the questionnaire just let me know. The first magical questionnaire will be posted on my next blog. The first responder will have a whole section of the show dedicated to your answers, the rest will be used live on the show as suggestions for us to improvise jokes off, yay, fun for everyone.


Send photos and questionnaire responses to dtieck@gmail.com please


We're going for a soft launch this Friday, which means we are starting out very simply until we can figure out all the technical stuff, and over the course of a few weeks we'll be building our set, getting the green screen running and sending out press releases. Any suggestions for anything will always be much appreciated :)


Oh we will be live in interactive on air, there will be a chat room and you can talk to us directly as the show goes on, so be part of it live if you can, or catch it anytime after.


Fuck me, this is getting long, basically it's


Ok, intriguing: Hell Yeah!


Check us out at this link


http://www.justin.tv/ok_intriguing#r=AZqL6Eg~

A premonition

It's forty two hours until I am due to turn myself in to begin my jail sentence and I have one thing on my mind - socks.

We were allowed to bring our own socks into the prison with us, and if I have one chance to express my individual comfortability, class, culture and chic awesomenessous you better believe I was not willing to mess this one up.

After all it had been a fashion mistake which had gotten me arrested in the first place. Lesson for you ladies and gentlemen - Never wear boutique custom blood red pattern leather pants with purple fringe when robbing a bank. Trust me!!!!

When blood red pattern leather pants get all sweaty they are bloody hard to get off, and that's going to make your getaway hell yeah more noticeable. Damn you David Lee Roth and your awesome passion for impractical yet gorgeous fashion. Damn you to hell!

It was time to go shopping. Sock shopping. And when I am about to go shopping for coverings for my feet one thing you can know for damn sure - Things were about to get sexy.

Meet these awesomeousness people

Eliza Deangeles!!!!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/elizadeangeles

Faith Willman!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=501313465


The totally awesome fucking cool ass funny babeousness hell yeah co hosts of


OK, intriguing: HELL YEAH


Soft launching in a week and a half.

The Magical Questionnaire will be hitting this very spot within days.

Fuck yeah!!!

"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."

For a fleeting moment I was glad I didn't get my penis anywhere near a girl till I was was comfortably not a teen


AN Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man.
The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said.
"He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media.
"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."
Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.
The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Mr Sugeng said.
He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Mr Sugeng said.
"He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."

Tell em they're dreaming!!!!!

After an excellent night thinking lasers the other night I had a dream that I was on a reality dating show which took place on a boat only I fell for the cute sound girl instead of the contestant girls which wasn't really what the show was designed for. When I woke up I discovered I had sleep walk emailed my ex to deal her I missed what we had.

I think my sub-conscience was trying to tell me one of three things

1. I'd like to meet a pretty, cute, hell yeah, creative, fun awesomenessous, girl some time soon

2. 'We have seven shiny pennies, and if we don't do something about this soon we're going to die' would be an awesome catch phrase for a sitcom character

or

3. Dressing up as a zoo animal is not a good way to get your point across that street lights flickering are WAY cooler than fake fire. Stupid giraffes.

Not sure which one is right, but I'll get to the bottom of this, fuck yeah I'll make it happen

A recent experience I had

I was playing tennis recently.


Hell yeah I was playing tennis, I was ripping forehands so hard they could kill an Ox, you know because of the weak breast plates Ox have which make them prone to dying from being hit in the chest with an item made of rubber and covered in yellow fluff.


So I am tennising, and doing tennis like stuff, and getting my tennis on, and rocking the sport sometimes known as tennis, and then just by chance a fucking OX walked on the court. I know! What were the chances? The very animal that I knew I could kill by hitting them with the very ball I had in my hand! I know!


So I freak the fuck out, because this is an indoor tennis court, in Manhattan New York, and Ox are not native to Manhattan, or even the outer Boroughs! So something was now plainly clear to me, while I was playing tennis, and playing it fucking well as I may have already mentioned, clearly animals had taken over the fucking world! I know! (Is something Craig Ferguson often says that I wish I could stop stealing!)


The animals were in control now. It had happened, the very thing we all feared, which explains why we put them in jails called zoos, and I had to make a decision, either accept my fate and become the pet of a rabies ridden racoon, or fight back!


I am no fucking pet, so I decided to fight back. I looked around to see what I had in weaponry. A tennis racket – good, hard, yet with a bouncy side, good for hitting flying animals like birds, butterflies and Moose with birds glued to them! Three tennis balls – Wilson brand, good they maintain strength way better than Spaulding, although Spaulding maintain yellowness way better than Wilson, which is why they use them in tournaments, because TV requires hell yeah solid yellowness which maintains said yellowness for a hell yeah long time. That’s right, they worry about the audience at home’s enjoyment of the colour yellow way more than the quality of the game of tennis which is taking place in the tournament – damn you entertainment medium I enjoy immensely! (Little known fact: Spaulding isn’t actually a brand of tennis ball, I think).


So the world’s been taken over by animals, and I have three tennis balls to protect men, so I try to pocket them all, and it’s nothing short of a fucking disaster. That’s right, only two fit in my pocket! Holy fuck!


I had a fucking HUGE decision to make. Do I hold one ball in my hand or SACRIFICE a ball. The same question which has plagued mankind since some wise ass first nicknamed the testicular region ‘balls’ that filthy minded cunt.


Of course I needed this spare hand to dispose of the grenades the animal army was bound to throw at me. Then again I needed the tennis ball, I only had a tiny supply of weapons and giving one up at this time was nothing short of madness.


I sat down to think. More than think I fucking CONTEMPLATED! That’s some hard core brain activity dealy.


I was so deep in thought as a matter of fact, deep like a discarded mind shaft that is really fucking deep that someone once chucked a dead dog in, irony? Hell yeah it is! Deep I was, in that thought process humans do, so much that I totally missed it as the worlds foremost Ox wrangler, Billy – the Ox wrangler (yeah right, like I need to make introduction, he’s so famous if your reading this you’ve probably fucked him, and you were probably so overwhelmed that you don’t even remember, that’s right next time someone asks you ‘so like, I hate to pry and that, but um, um, um, you know, like, um, how many people have you, um, um, um, you know, had sexy naked time with he he he he he’ you better add one to your list, because you probably HAVE fucked Billy – the Ox wrangler (that IS his legal name).


Billy – The Ox wrangler came onto the court as I sat in deep CONTEMPLATION over whether the discard a tennis ball or hold the tennis ball and risk being blown up by a grenade a frog threw at me, and you better believe he wrangled that fucking Ox, and sometime after this I was ABRUPTLY (that implies an element of surprise, in case you were wondering about what I meant by my use of the word abruptly, although I used it in caps before which means it was also STARTLING!)


‘Are you fucking listening my tennis opponent type person’ someone was yelling at me. (I think some tennis playing tool?)


‘Who?’ I replied.


That’s fucking right, hell yeah the world had been taken over by fucking animals, and I STILL maintained by amazing, yet underappreciated sense of humour, I am that fucking good


‘It’s your fucking serve’ he yelled at me, in my contemplation I forgot I had been playing tennis with another person who was still here, that’s what contemplation does to people!

‘Animals have taken over the fucking world’ I screamed back at him


Then for some unknown reason he walked away shaking his head. Are you mad, we may be the only two humans left free from the animal slaughter, we must stay together, alone we are sure to be eaten by ravenous prairie dogs.


Now here is where things get weird. I got all my strength and hope in a bowl of mind cereal I call courage and made the decision to walk outside of the tennis club, and face the animals once and for all, and it turned out that animals HADN’T taken over the world. What were the fucking odds?


In fact some ass had just brought an Ox to a tennis club (if he had brought as Ass instead of an Ox this last sentence may have been ironic, but it ISN’T – I know!)


So people reading this now, I implore you, if you too are still in hiding, fearing the animals have taken over the world, as I was for three weeks in this surprisingly underutilized tennis club, before I got that mind cereal dealy, it’s ok to leave. Trust me. People still keep pets like dogs which have been known to shit in their beds, but apparently that’s ok!

It's me, as a PILL!!!!!!

Check me out, I am available to be sucked on or to give advice in this voice for a fee :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5MOp_CBmo

Awesomnessous and suicide watch

What happens when you take a borderline legally insane Australian, an English singer of an all girl rock band, an American actress and comedian, with a Canadian camera man/ producer put them in front of a green screen with all sorts of weird stuff projected behind us, and have us talk about topics inspired by you!

It's David Tieck and his Ok, Intriguing Hell Yeah!!

Coming soon, and its going to be a talk show unlike anything you've seen before! (free too)


So with this awesomenessous coming for me I unfortunately am very worried about a couple of things.

Firstly - I have noticed recently, in Australia and in America, a bunch of girls/women wearing rings on their wedding and then it's turned out they are single!!!!! In some cases they have turned out to even complain they can't meet any nice guys. You're telling everyone you're married, whats wrong with you?

By the way I still remember the first time I was perving at a girl and then noticed she had a wedding ring. It was a sad day. Tear.

Also I am worried about Bryan Adams. I just heard 'Summer of 69' in KFC and it occurred to me that it's been over forty years since that year, forty fucking years, and its still the best year of his life! In forty years he hasn't managed to top it even for one year. And that's the year his band broke up, when jimmy or timmy quit, and the bastard johnny or tommy or something got married and put his woman in front of his band, which is wrong in so many ways, and Bryan doesn't even say it, just straight out he got married like we're all supposed to understand that marriage vows actually mean 'it sickness and in health, and at the expense of the best friends a man can ever have, his band mates' and this is the BEST year of Bryans life. I feel horrible for him. What a miserable life he must have had. I hope a close friend has a close suicide watch on him.

Einstein sucks and elmo and that

Girls like guys with intelligence, and I have an IQ that scrapes along the top of the charty dealy they rate those things on. Girls always fail to say a normal smart guy, not a crazy madman genius (did I just call myself a genius = yes. Fuck you David you arrogant tool. No fuck you Dave, I can't think of a good come back! Ha David, some genius. Well, well, well, um, why don't you just go and cause physical harm to yourself like in front of a bus or something you big meanie).

I like girls with cute little baby voices. Probably because I have never really gotten over the fact I never had the chance to be in the company of any girls when they were in the shy, awkward, trying to figure out boys, holding hands means the world stage. So I substitute with girls with underdeveloped vocal chords, I also like girls who can sing (crazy madman genius + can you still call yourself a genius when you have had to spell check every time you have written that word here?)

This is all to say that Elmo from sesame Street is smarter than Albert Einstein and I can fucking prove it!

Cause if E = MC2

Then why doesn't the alphabet go

a - b - c - d - MC2 - f - g - h - i etc

Hi kids,

I'm Elmo and today we are going to talk about the letter Eeeeeeee (mmm baby squeaky voice) and why Albert Einstein was a fucking moron!!!

Also last night I had a dream I was being banished from some land I loved where there was art, and bands and no body liked me, plus they threw out my Gibson Les Paul, I found it in the trash, but you NEVER throw out a Les Paul, those fuckers, and this somehow led me to be in a room where lots of people wanted to have sex and all the girls rejected me except one, Robin Williams ex wife who had a very hairy back but still wore a backless shirt, and I was trying to have sex with her, but she was taking care of a baby, and when I was finally about to close the deal my alarm went off, and I didn't even fucking SET an alarm!!!

Have you got a bottle yet?

Sweatession - the (so far) un-filmed sketch


OPEN ON DAVE IN DRENCHED WET T-SHIRT DOING PUSH UPS, WITH A BOTTLE OF YELLOW LIQUID SITTING ON A TABLE


DAVE

(POMPOUS CONFIDENCE DEEP VOICE) When I have just finished a great work out on a sweaty hot summer’s day there is one thing I know for sure – I smell fucking awesome.



HOT GIRL SMELLING ME, AND IN RAPTURE OVER HOW I SMELL


HOT GIRL

(Seriously turned on) Oh baby


DAVE

That’s why I have decided to release my new scent Sweatession. This isn’t like those tacky celebrity scents, this is the real deal; every bottle of sweatession is literally a bottle of my sweat!


DAVE NOW TAKES OFF SHIRT AND RINGS SWEAT OUT FROM HIS SHIRT INTO THE BOTTLE AND REPLACES THE CAP, HOT GIRL MAKES VOGUE POSES AROUND ME


HOT GIRL

(WHISPERING LOADLY) SWEATESSION, SWEATESSION


DAVE

Come on guys don’t go out this year with scent that smells like flowers like most colognes, that’s totally gay


HOT GIRL

Flower smelling guy? Totally not hot.


DAVE

Go out smelling like a real man – and no one is manlier than me!


HOT GIRL CUDDLES UP TO DAVE SNIFFING AND LICKING HIS SWEAT AND LOVING HIM


DAVE

(Holds up a bottle of sweatession as if to camera)

Now that’s what I call sweatession affection!


CUT TO


Bottle of Sweatession next to bottle of Cum use my face cream


VO

We’re also throwing in a free bottle of the manliest facial cream available, Cum use my face Cream


CUT TO


DAVE POURING SOME OUT AND RUBBING ON HIS FACE


CUT TO


Bottle of first two products and third product, the gel


VO


Buy in the next Five minutes and as an extra special bonus get a free jug of Dave’s placenta, thats right Dave is such a man he even produces placenta or what we call Man Hair Gel


CUT TO


All three products lined up


VO


Don’t wait, all products in limited supply, Dave can’t release bodily fluids forever!


Yay, auditions are open for the role of 'Hot Girl' now :)